”Do enjoy your new life, I hear Westeros is quite nice this time of year ” The god of life and death tells me with a slight smirk on his face. ”I hope you utilize these gifts I have granted you ”

I reply as honestly as I can to the God hoping he doesn just smite me down where I stand. ”I honestly have no idea why you selected me but Ill give it a go ”

Looking back a few hours ago I can only sign in realization the path my life has taken

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A few hours ago, Dallas Texas. MC pov

”Another blasted day of 104 degrees, god damn global warming is a bitch ” I mumble to myself as Im rushing down the street in Downtown Dallas coming home from work while sweating my ass off. Its not like I did much during work anyway though, I just read a new fanfic my friend sent me while acting busy.

I stared reading some Game of thrones fanfic my friend recommended me after the disaster that was Season 8 and I got hooked. Ive binged basically every decent fanfic out there and now I can say Im proudly an expert on crop rotation, glass making, steel production, and incest. Its gotten to a point where Im rereading the stand out fanfics because Ive run out of anything worth a damn. Ive never even seen Harry Potter but I am now an expert on everything House Black just from crossovers

It also helps I studied mechanical engineering at school and Im starting my masters next year. I wouldn say Im the smartest guy there is but I know my way around physics and chemistry better than most and could hopefully pull some of that technology out of my ass in a pinch. Not that I would ever want to be thrown into a medieval world full of politics, wars, death, and **ing ice zombies all while everyone wants to sit on a throne of damn swords.

Besides my slightly depressing fan fiction addiction my life was fairly normal, I even had a date tonight hence why Im hurting down the street to my apartment. I never even saw the Amazon Prime van speeding down the street as I was walking through the cross walk. I swore I had the clear as the little white man was definitely on the sign. Next thing I knew I was watching what was once my body, now a mess of limbs, blood, and gore, as I float up to what was hopefully heaven.

”You have got to be shitting me ” I mumbled to myself. ”That is the most embarrassing way to die my friends are going to mock me for eternity ” while Im not the most otaku guy out there I still enjoy a good anime or light novel and to get killed by Truck-Kun is just flat the worst way to go. I curse my luck as everything just fades to black and I embrace the afterlife.

The news that night showed a horrible death to a man named Brandon Lowry. Amazon released a statement apologizing for the drivers reckless behavior after the stoplight footage was shown him running a red and his family was awarded settlement money.

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Gods realm, somewhere in the void. 3rd Person

”Ah crap that truck ran a red light and flattened that poor mortal. ” The God of life and death cursed. He feels guilty because that truck was rushed to its destination by his son who was enjoying life as a rich mortal. This particular mortal was not suppose to die for another 45 years and was going to marry the girl he had a date with that evening. Luckily for the God a small notificat

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